Prepper Pickup Lines

Prepper Pickup Lines

Emergency, This Book Will Save Your LifeI recognized the name Neil Strauss in the recent note mentioning survival writers I received from Prepography reader Brandon.  I recognized it because one of my deployment roommates read Strauss’ book  The Game back in 2006.  I didn’t think it could be the same author because Strauss’ book was an insider’s look at the world of  ‘pickup artists’…turns out it is the same author.  Strauss, a former Rolling Stone columnist, writes about how to be a pickup artist and survival on his books and on his website…strange combination!  His survival book is Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life.  I’m not sure how a guy goes from writing about pickup artists to preparedness and survival, but it got me thinking…what would the merger of those two worlds sound like…probably something like the following prepper pickup lines:

  • Your bunker or mine?
  • Hey baby, what’s your frequency and call sign?
  • Hey cutie, I’m afraid I’ll get lost in your eyes, do you have a to 1:50,000 scale map for those baby blues.
  • Hey baby, you’re so beautiful that camouflage wouldn’t be able to hide it.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget to maintain security.
  • How about you and me head over to the retreat for some reconstituted TVP by the light of some Emergency Candles
  • Hey baby, you’re as hot as a coronal mass ejection.
  • Hey baby, do you want to bug out or shelter in?


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3 Responses to “Prepper Pickup Lines”

  1. DW says:

    This apocalypse party’s lame…how about you and me bugging out

  2. MickyZ says:

    Baby, what if I WAS the last guy on Earth…oh wait, I am…how about it?

  3. Renae says:

    Don’t leave us girls out:

    Is that a Surefire in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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